“I have to go.” Nearly knocking her belly into the table in the process, Lum practically jumped out of her chair and flew out of the restaurant. As Benten called out to her, everyone in her path immediately moved out of her way well in advance. They had to be courteous to a pregnant woman, and one guy even got the door for her.

“Oh my, I think we might have crossed a line.” Oyuki pointed out. Benten groaned exasperatedly and slumped back in her chair as she was forced to admit that her friend was right “Yeah, but still, I mean, I can’t believe that Lum and Ataru…just the two of them?!” Now Benten herself may be much more wild than her green haired friend, but it’s not like two people staying loyal to only each other was alien to this alien. It’s just that when you consider who Lum was married to, that made all the difference.

“I mean, I knew those two were going to get it on, but I always just assumed…I mean she’s married to Ataru for crying out loud! How has he not…I mean how…how?” Benten tried to say, her mind reeling over just the mere thought of how things were. Anybody who knew Ataru knew that he desired a harem and although everyone believed that’d never happen given what a colossal jerk he was, most aside from those at this table never thought he’d actually try anything with Lum, but now it seemed like anything was game. Ataru’s vision of the perfect harem always included his Oni wife and now he’d gotten her in the sack, and…that couldn’t just be as far as this would go, could it?!

“Do you think Lum threatened to withhold intercourse if he sought other women?” Oyuki asked. Like her friend, she was trying to piece together this bizarre puzzle. It was already the second day since Ataru and Lum had consummated their marriage, so by all logic, Ataru should have been able to get at least one other girl in enough good graces to do the same, yet according to Lum, that hadn’t happened and was never going to happen.

“No way, Lum’s not that kind of girl.” Benten pointed out, knowing that only the worst kind of person pulls that just to get what they want, and there was also this big clue “Plus, you heard what they said. She’s been banging him like her life depended on it. Now she’s walking around with him stuffed up her pussy. Let’s face it, Lum’s hooked on Ataru’s junk.” Benten still had doubts that her friend knew what true pleasure was, but at least that theory to this conundrum could be discredited. This pondering also led her to think back to when she welcomed Ataru to prove himself and she wondered, was she on Ataru’s harem list?

“Yes, that’s right.” Oyuki’s voice grew much softer. As silence settled with the two thinkers once more, the skimpier of the two was able to sense that one of them wasn’t thinking of the same thing anymore. Turning her head, she noticed that her friend was smiling. “Um, Oyuki, are you okay?” Benten asked. Turns out the civil girl now had her own theory connected to this matter “If Lum was being truthful, then perhaps Ataru is more of a man than we thought.” The look on Benten’s face made it clear that she doubted that.

While they were talking though, Lum had flown several blocks away from the ice cream shop. Upon landing, she leaned up against a nearby building to catch her breath. It was one thing to leave in a hurry, but add 120 pound baby to carry around, and she was left with sore knees without even taking a step to flee.

“Aaaaah! Why’d we leave? I was about to get my galaxy rocked!” after whining a line that wouldn’t even have worked in the 80s, Ataru kicked in frustration over being denied what he desired more than anything, making his ‘wife’ clench her belly tightly in her hands. The first time ever that Benten wants to get into HIS pants, and Lum ruins it for him.

“You really like it when I shock you, don’t you?” Lum said, narrowing her eyes down at her belly. As soon as her Darling came out of her, he was going to get Zakked so badly. At this point, Lum was now considering just how much pain she could take so she wouldn’t have to wait to zap him. The dumby even tried to defend himself “But-”

“No buts Darling! This discussion is ov-!” as soon as she turned to walk away, despite the fact that Ataru had no choice but to follow her every step, Lum’s massive and solid gut smacked somebody right off their feet. The victim quickly cried out as her rump met the pavement and Lum was sent into an apologetic fit “Oh my god! I’m sorry, I-…*Gasp!* ”

That ended once she got another look over who she ran into. It was Shinobu, and among the people Lum didn’t want to see her right now, this girl was near the top of the list, just right below her parents.

As the girl groaned beneath her, the only silver lining to Ataru being stuffed into her womb was that he couldn’t see his old girlfriend because with the little number she had on now, he’d be all over her. Shinobu had a pink, short sleeved shirt with a dark pink triangle pattern outlined by white down the middle. She also had a matching dark pink miniskirt on and suddenly Lum wished her classmate was dressed a little more formerly than she was since out of the two of them, Shinobu was the only one with a full on panty shot going on right now. Lum blushed for her, but she soon had more important matters to deal with as she was addressed.

“Lum, what’s….!!!!” Shinobu’s face became frozen in the deepest shock imaginable once she saw the gut on that alien. Her mind went blank; she only had the capacity to stare. Lum sweated heavily, her body suddenly feeling like it weighed several tons that had no chance of becoming airborne. Any hope of her still pulling off the natural pregnancy angle to make this stay at a slightly better level of awkwardness was dashed when you know who opened his big mouth “Shinobu? Is that you?”

The girl on the ground suddenly turned to stone and her horrified face cracked. On Lum’s side of things, she suddenly felt that moving back home didn’t sound so bad.