Narrator: They say patience is a virtue, and good things come to those who wait. It’s not always easy to follow these words of wisdom, but for those who do, the reward is always made that much sweeter. Most of the time, it also seems like the younger you are, the harder it is to be patient, but Momoka Nishizawa is not like most kids her age, as her life has finally taught her that time and preparation are a small price to pay to truly achieve your dreams….is what I would be saying if Little Ms. Moneybags hadn’t become little Ms. Impatient Pants!

Momoka: WHAT DO YOU KNOW?! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?!

Narrator: Well no, but-

Momoka: Then cram it before I CRAM IT FOR YOU!!!

In light of the possibility of eating flaming fist, no seriously, her fist caught fire for a second and yet she somehow didn’t turn into a fighting game character, the narrator decided zip his lip. In the meantime, Dark Momoka morphed back into the real deal, who instead of spewing death threats, messed up her hair in frustration until everything came screaming out of her “I CAN’T WAIT ANY LONGER!”

As a few sparkling tears flung from her eyes along with the motion lines around her, making a certain someone groan in annoyance, Momoka felt so much anxiety in her heart, and she could not go on any longer, at least that’s how she felt. The girl had gotten ONE lesson from Aki, and already she was willing to drop out and skipped straight to the final. That’s dumb no matter how you look at it, but what’s worse was that this meant Fuyuki would finally find out the truth.

Of course, Momoka didn’t see any of the dangers, as just the mere thought of her darling Fuyuki now made her heart swell, rather than ache “Oh Fuyuki, I don’t want us to be apart from another second. Being just your friend isn’t enough anymore, I have to tell you how I feel. I’ll make you so happy, no matter what that fat ass who squeezed you out says.” Once more, the look of nightmares came upon her face as she thought about her love’s mom and her teacher. Before, she had seen that woman as the key to setting her man off like a firehouse and being his first and last girlfriend, but now, all she could focus on one was what she said last time “You’ve got a strong will Momoka, but you’re still just a girl.”

“I’ll show her; I’m not wasting any more of my time with her. Every minute I’m not with Fuyuki is an insult to love itself. There’s no doubt in my mind I’m already the perfect woman for him. Once we’re married, he’ll awake to a happy smile and a gentle kiss. I’ll be sure that my servants take extra special care of him so he never has to lift a finger. I can even fund his paranormal club even after we graduate. Never leaving his side, I will remain a devoted and affectionate wife for the rest of time. Plus, after I rock his world with the hottest, raunchiest, most of control sex of his life, not only will I make his mom and his sister pale in comparison, but we’ll have the biggest family ever!” Momoka cheered as she envisioned a whole crowd of children that looked like her and Fuyuki.

Narrator: Has she forgotten that she had sex with Aki, and liked it?

Swapping back to Dark Momoka, the monologue continued “Yeah! Fuyuki’s going to turn me into a regular baby factory by the time I’m done with him, that is if that stupid frog ever gets back here!!!” Now back to scary shouting mode, the look in Momoka’s eyes could make her clock scream, but thankfully, Tamama showed up to get things into less tense state, and to finally get the plot moving.

“I’m home!” Tamama happily announced as he walked into the rather lavish bedroom, only to be met with a frightening figure looming over him. “WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!” she shouted, but fortunately, Tamama managed to save his tiny blue ass “Hey, it’s not easy sneaking away with a fertility drug unnoticed!” All of his sweating and shivering in fear was for naught however, for as he waved his hands in front of him, the human girl saw what one of them contained, and gasped.

“That’s it! Gimme!” snatching it out of his small hand, Tamama watched as his owner/human/friend/oh who cares, happily gazed upon the ticket to making her dreams come true.

“No way was I going to waste my time with Earth medicine; that stuff only makes it easier to get knocked up, but this is a one hundred percent guarantee that I’ll be starting a family in no time, right Tamama?” Momoka said, happily turning her head down to her friend. Right now, Tamama was pleased that he had made it out with the good without anyone seeing him, but a part of him still felt like he wasn’t out of the woods yet. This might make her mad, but at the same time, he wanted Momoka to know the truth “Well yeah, but that stuff is made for-”

With a pop, the cap came flying off and Momoka downed the contents of that bottle with gusto. As she guzzled, Tamama finished, even though he knew no one was listening “Keronians.”

Sighing in satisfaction, Momoka wiped her lips and then crushed the empty bottle in her hands. Nothing short of a bullet to the head could stop her now, “Look out Fuyuki, your baby mama is comin’ for ya.”