Okay, before I start, I realise I forgot to include the list of what you can change into in the intro and I can't edit it, so I'll put it here. Apologies for awkwardness.

Fox - 3 - 4 ft tall (Arctic for around 3ft, Red for around 4ft)
Squirrel - 1ft - 18 inches tall
Mouse - 4 - 6 inches tall
Fennec Fox - 18in - 30 inches tall

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You're a 26 year old English guy; 5' 4, slim build - probably slightly underweight, reasonably tallented martial-artist.
You lost your job ages ago - not that that was too bad a thing, you figure you're probably better without it. Despite your best efforts, you dont seem to be having any luck. with finding a job or a girl. Shyness doesn't help, nor does the fact that you don't drink or smoke. and as for going to a nightclub for the music? No thanks, you'd rather eat your own hands.

That said, you are personable when you are with people and people do tend to like you. Good guys finish last. Yep, seems right.

anyways, enough of depressing you readers with the depressing lot I've given you (:P), lets get to the main yes?

Well, first off, when and where does it happen?