"Yes, I have several humans," Snarvar said. "However, they were all bad."

"Oh," you said, with a nervous chuckle.

"If it's any consolation, I don't get much pleasure when I do it."

"Um, do we taste good to you?"

Snarvar chuckled. "That would depend on how you were prepared. If you were prepared right, you'd taste great. If you were prepared wrong, I'd barely stomach you."

"I see you have a sense of humor," you say, with a chuckle of your own.

"Hey, I try my best."

Then you...