"You need to learn how to have sex with your dragon and not die," the head lady said.

"What?" you exclaim. "Why would I what to know that?"

"There are two reasons," the head dragon said. "The first is to relaxe yourself. The second is to relieve your dragon of any frustrations."

"What do you mean by that?" you ask.

"Battle can be hard on a dragon," the head dragon said. "Some intiment time afterwards helps things out."

"Now, there are two ways in which a human can have sex with a dragon," the head lady said. "The first method is to be turned into a dragon themselves. The second is to wear a special outfit. Which do you want to try first?"