"I can't keep you in there forever," Janet said to her mother, who was trying to claw her way out of Janet's cleavage. "No, I think this calls for something special." She reached for her cell phone, dialed a number, talked for about a minute, then shut the phone.

"______'s coming over," she said proudly. "I told her there's a big surprise."
"Don't!" Sara shouted. "Don't let anyone see me like this, and get me out!"
"Sorry ma, but that's not your choice." Then she laughed.

About 15 minutes later, the doorbell rang. Janet grabbed Sara and placed her in her pants pocket, then answered the door. There stood...