Just before ino could begin to pleasure shikamaru an ax murderer jumps out and chops off the tip of shikamarus penis

(ax murderer: rick james bitchhh!!!)

( ino : awsome im glad you did that)

( shickamaru: i too am glad you chopped part of my cock off)

they all begin to dance to one of those really annoying teddy bear songs as naruto picks up the severed piece of shickamarus penis in his mouth it was a good day