Naruto stood outside the Hyuuga mansion, and prepared himself mentally. Anko told him to prevent being doomed to be her sandals, he would have to get Hinata Hyuuga, the shyest girl he knew, to humiliate him in public. He couldn't tell her anything, she had to do it on her own, out of malice. He had to get her to treat him like dirt, without her thinking he wanted her too. Anko was watching him.

He knocked. This was going to take a while. He had his strategy, he hoped it would work.

Hinata herself opened the door. This was lucky, he wouldn't have to explain too some random servant first.

She turned red and gaped. She collected herself and whispered. "N-naruto? What are you doing here."

Naruto looked at her as courteously as he could "I want to ask you a favor, Hinata-sama.

Hinata's brow furrowed. "Sama?"
Naruto nodded. "Yes, ma'am."
Hinata blushed even worse. Why was he treating her like a superior? She was clearly worse than him. She turned away and muttered again. "What favor, Naruto."

The next moment Hinata would remember for a long time. Naruto, the man of her dreams, fell down onto his knees, leaned forward, planted his palms on the ground, and touched his head to the ground before the alarmed girl in a classic submissive gesture. He then pleaded. "Hinata-sama, will you allow me to be your servant."

It took all Hinata's power not to faint on top of him.