Sasuke leaped into a nearby larch. Arm over arm, he made his escape swinging through the trees like a squid in heat. Before long, the Weasel Scouts were far behind him. Suddenly, the forest began to shake. Sasuke fell to tyhe ground as the trees around him were crushed by the massive machine which plowed it's way toward him. It resembled a forty-story tall Mr. Bucket that fired flaming boulders from it's mouth.
"My god!" Sasuke exclaimed in mortal terror, "It's Mr. Fortress!"
Mr. Fortress had stopped mere inches from crushing Sasuke, and didn't seem to notice him. Sasuke could see a small hatch at the base of Mr. Fortress. He..