Sasuke charged forward, the desire to consume a four hundred foot tall robot for sustenance burned in his breast like a raging inferno. He bit into Mr. Fortress with every ounce of strength he had, shattering his entire skull as a result. Undeterred by his fatal injury, Sasuke continued biting for all he was worth. Mr. Fortress looked down at Sasuke, and with a mighty swing of his arm crushed him into greasy pulp.
"YOU PUT YOUR BALLS IN MY TOP!!" bellowed the mighty robot, who then proceeded to destroy the entire town. THE END.