Sasuke realized he couldn't possibly explain the situation logically and not be sent to the loony bin, so he whipped out Mr. Slicey and charged the group of screaming children. Unfortunately, their scoutmaster was carrying a .38 special and blew Sasuke's brains all over the forest. His body and Naruto's were left to rot in the woods and were later eaten by a family of woodchucks. THE END.