Tsunade finished going over the document and sighed. She looked at Naruto standing in front of her desk, panicked, and at Sakura, confidently sitting with her legs crossed on a chair in the back smiling victoriously at her.

Naruto blurted out "Grandma Tsunade, there's no way that really counts, you have to tell her that...."

"This is for your own good, Naruto."

Naruto's jaw dropped "GRANDMA TSUNADE?!?!?!?!?" Sakura laughed wickedly and clasped her hands together.

Tsunade leaned back in her chair and sighed, wanting to get this over with. "You see Naruto, the problem is, if we had let you go on the way you had, you would have hurt our villiage" She put her hand up as Naruto opened his mouth "Wait, let me explain."

"Naruto, you have to understand that you are a terrible ninja. Honestly Ive made sure that my other ninja's acted in such a way that you would feel important. I cared too much about you too see you crushed. I mean, think about it, all of your accomplishments, directly or indirectly, have been a result of help from the nine tailed fox. Without it, you really have nothing. All your stamina and even your determination is a result of that. If any other ninja acted like you did, they would die."

Naruto was still speechless and Sakura was loving every minute of this.

"But the real problem was, your ambition to become Hokage. You could have a real shot in the future, which was why we had to act. I couldn't just say no, you inspire the villiage too much. But if you became Hokage and acted the way you do now, you would seriously compromise the villiage. Lets be perfectly honest Naruto, you are as dumb as a tack."

Sakura broke out into hysterical laughter.