Tsunade gracefully takes a seat next to Sakura.
Sakura looks at Naruto triumphantly and points downward "Kiss our feet, Baka."

Naruto hesitated and suddenly felt unbearable pain in his neck from the collar. So he swallowed his pride, and crawled over to the two women who betrayed him. He started kissing their toes with a grimace.

Tsunade and Sakura gave each other a high five. It was all over. They then began to ignore Naruto and talk about other things.

This was the worst day of Naruto's life. He kept going between Sakura's unpainted toes in her open heeled boots, and Tsunade's red painted toes. He kissed them all over and over, and felt worse after every kiss. What was worse was that Tsunade and Sakura were now talking about hospital business, as though her didn't exist. After a few minutes, he heard Sakura from above.

"You know, I might as well get these boots off"

Tsunade agreed and they both removed their shoes.