Naruto just sits there, trying to remain calm. Right now he wants to hurt Sakura and Tsunade... but the rational part of his mind told him he would hate himself forever if he seriously hurt either of them.

He felt a searing pain in his neck, which he assumed was Sakura using the collar seal, but instead of giving into the pain, he started laughing.

"Huh?" Tsunade gasped dumbly.

"You think this... You think this is pain?!" Naruto asked in between laughs. "God this is nothing. I've had a fucking chidori shoved through my chest, this is nothing."

"Do as I command slave or else I'll seal your chakra." Sakura threatened, angry that Naruto was disobeying her.

"SHUT UP!" Naruto roared. "I'M FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF BEING UNDERESTIMATED!"

"I will seriously seal your chakra Naruto." Sakura warned.

"You're a fucking idiot Sakura, you too Baa-Chan." Naruto grinned, causing both women's eyes to open in surprise.

"Who the fuck is my dad? Hmm? Who the hell was my first sensei? Who was my second?"

Naruto paused and waited for the two shocked kunoichis to reply.

"Don't have the answer? Well let me tell you. My father was Minato Namikaze, the Yondaime Hokage, arguably one of the greatest seal masters that ever lived, my first sensei was Kakashi Hitake who was one of my father's students and who learned quite a bit from my father. And lastly, my second sensei was the Legendary Toad Sage Jiraiya, second only to my father in his knowledge on seals."

Naruto again paused and grinned as neither Sakura or Tsunade could form a reply.

"Oh but that's not all is it? Nope! My mother was Kushina Uzumaki and was extremely talented with seals herself. Oh right! The entire Uzumaki clan was gifted with seals! That's why we came to this god damn village in the first place!"

"What does that all have to do with anything." Tsunade managed to stammer out.

Naruto smirked and put his hand against the seal that Tsunade had placed around his neck. "Do you really think your sealing knowledge is better than me?" Tsunade and Sakura both gasped as the seal suddenly disappeared.

"How the hell did you do that brat?!" Tsunade yelled.

"After reading my father's journal, and learning all he knew about seals, that pathetic excuse for seal you attempted to place on me seemed about as complex as an exploding tag you old Hag."

"You will obey me!" Sakura yelled as she brandished the contract she had tricked him into signing earlier.

"Shut the fuck up Sakura." Naruto spat.