"Don't you dare..." Sakura started.

"YOU WILL BOTH SHUT THE HELL UP AND LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW!" Naruto roared as he unleashed a terrifying wave of killing intent. They both quieted down and looked at him with a slight look of fear in their eyes.

"Who to start with...who to start with..." Naruto pondered as he paced back and forth. He stopped in front of Sakura. "I'll start with you Sakura-chan." He quips with one of his fake smiles.

"What are you going to do..." Sakura asked in a terrified tone. She had seen Naruto angry plenty of times, but had never had his anger directed at her like this. She never realized how damn intimidating Naruto could be when he wanted to be.

"I'm just going to explain things from my point of view Sakura-chan." Naruto assured in a gentle voice, but the grin on his face was maniacal.

"Sakura Haruno... jonin of Konoha, apprentice of the Hokage, soon to be head medic of the hospital... renowned throughout the land for the strength she displayed in the great war, and for her elite healing abilities. Rumors are that she will even be surpassing her master soon." Naruto rattled off a quick bio of Sakura causing both women present in the room to give him a confused look.

"That's what you are right now Sakura. Those are your accomplishments. Now let's take a look at what you would be right now if it weren't for me, I wonder what your accomplishments would be then... Hmm?"

"Sakura Haruno..." The cheery smile that had been on Naruto's face was replaced with a cold glare as he stared straight into Sakura's eyes. "Killed at the age of 12 by Gaara of the sand."

Sakura gasped.

"You only managed to stop him because of the Kyubi!" Tsunade defended. Naruto turned his glare towards her before erupting into crazy laughter.

"Sorry Sakura, it looks like I'm going to have to pause on telling you my point of view, because what Tsunade said there just pissed me off too much!" Naruto apologized as his laughter died down.

"How the fuck do you know how I beat Tsunade? Where were you when I was fighting Gaara hmm? Where were you when your former teammate was attacking this village? Where were you when your sensei was forced to sacrifice himself to stop Orochimaru from destroying Konoha?"

"I..."

"Oh that's right. You were off gambling your money away, feeling sorry for yourself. You had abandoned this village long before that."

"That's not..."

"And just for the record Baa-Chan, I took Gaara pretty far on my own power. I only used the Kyubi to summon Gamabunta. Oh and one more thing... I WAS FIGHTING A FUCKING JINCHURIKI. I THINK IF HE'S USING HIS TAILED BEAST THEN I'M ALLOWED TO USE MINE!" Naruto roared.

"But let's get back to that point earlier, where would you be if it wasn't for me Tsunade? Where would you be if I a, as you put it, "terrible ninja who is dumb as a tack" had not come after you? Let's see... you would still be wallowing in despair and would still be afraid of blood. A MEDIC AFRAID OF BLOOD. HOW DAMN PATHETIC IS THAT?!"

Tears started welling up in Tsunade's eyes.

"Ah fuck it, I'm just going to do both of you. It's a pain switching back and forth." Naruto sighed.

"Actually... no you wouldn't would you? You would be dead, Kabuto would have killed you. That's right. It's a good thing that a terrible ninja like myself was there to save you."

"Naruto..."

"AND WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF QUESTIONING WHAT KIND OF HOKAGE I WOULD BE?!" Naruto roared furiously. "I remember when we first met you called all Hokage's idiots. You talked down about your sensei, your grandfather, and my dad."

"Now, let's continue with the story shall we?" Naruto asked with a bright smile.

"First though, let's recap. If it hadn't been for me, both of you would have died terribly painful deaths. Ok, we got that? Good, let's move on!" Naruto quipped in a cheery tone.

Suddenly Naruto's face transformed into a completely serious one, and when he spoke, his voice didn't sound crazed like it had before.

"Sakrua... I love you so very much..."

"Na...Naruto..." Sakura managed to stammer out.

"I grabbed my own heart and crushed it into a thousand tiny pieces and promised you that I would bring Sasuke back to you, knowing full well that once I did, you would forget all about me and I would have to watch the woman I love be with my greatest rival. I went away with Jiraiya for two and a half years and subjected myself to hell to get stronger. I came back and subjected myself to more hell to get stronger... all for you."

"I..."

"AND THEN YOU HAVE THE FUCKING GALL TO TRICK ME INTO SIGNING A CONTRACT THAT STRIPS ME OF MY GREATEST FUCKING DREAM?!" Naruto roared in anger. "YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT SAKURA. NOT AFTER ALL THE SACRIFICES I'VE MADE FOR YOU."

"Oh look" Naruto suddenly quipped brightly. "We're to the part where I return from my training trip. Let's see what this "terrible ninja" and idiot did when he returned shall we?"

"I saved the Kazekage- who was an ally of Konoha BECAUSE HE WAS INSPIRED BY ME!" Naruto had one finger extended. "I,an idiot mind you, developed one of the most deadly techniques ever created, a technique that literally attacks its victim at the cellular level, the rasenshuriken..."

"I used aforementioned technique to kill the Akatsuki member Kakuzu..." Naruto continued listing off. "Oh by the way Baa-chan, no help from the Kyubi there. That was all me. The best your apprentice can say there is that she killed an Akatsuki member with the help of a puppet master."

"Now where was I... Oh right! After my godfather died I trained to become a sage and SURPRASSED HIM by actually mastering it... Oh, this next one is one of the best parts!"

"Naruto..." Tsunade choked out. Both she and Sakura had started crying early into Naruto's ramblings.