".....are you serious?" Tsunade gaped.

Once Ino had made up her mind, she had went to The hokage with a story. Of course, it was not really a true story. She told her stunned hokage that she had begun to date Naruto, and that he had become so devoted to her, that he had decided to get a job in order to support his loving girlfriends habits.

Professional foot-slave.

She told the hokage that Naruto picked this because being in her presence had given him so much respect for women that he believed that he deserved nothing more than to kiss their feet.

Now normally, Tsunade would never have taken this lie seriously. However, when her hokage looked skeptical, Ino nudged Naruto, who went down on his knees and began kissing the Kage's toes.

...................................

Naruto grimaced slightly as he kissed, but could not stop. He realized now that Lady Tsunade was a goddess, and he could not understand how he could have been so rude to her. He passionately kissed the strap of her shoe, tasting the leather and inhaling her nasty foot-sweat, and listened to his mistresses converse above.

"He really want's to be a footslave?" Asked Tsunade, still amazed.

"Yes, ma'am. It was all his idea" Ino replied, keeping a smile off her face. "Will you advertise it to the other Kunoichi? They deserve to have a man licking their feet after all their hard work."

Tsunade stared down at the pitiful boy groveling at her unwashed feet. She could not believe that such a determined and willful boy would give up his lifelong dream to be a footboy. This was the most strong-willed guy she knew, and he looked like he truly belonged down there. And if his rightful place is at a woman's feet, Tsunade realized, that must be where all men belonged.

"Why not?" she replied.