"Do, and I'll pay for it," he says. "I'm hungry," the fat boy adds, then waddles through the French doors. As he enters the pool deck you hear a rumbling gurgle, and realise that it's the new guy's stomach rumbling again, only louder! Must have been the sight of the cake! Several of the girls in the pool look around to find the source of the noise.

"Hey Tay," he calls out as he shrugs off his hoodie, "I thought you said there'd be food!"

"Robby, you hungry hippo, get your lardass in the pool and the food will be here soon," Tay replies, grinning.

"Sure thing babe!" Robby replies, peeling off the pink t, which reveals even more fat flesh than you'd imagined. Then, you realise that Robby is ...