you contunie to think over the lesson when you hear the kid ask "Dad can I keep Shit?" While this did slighty surprise you, your are also proud of your son now. What you want for a assertive future ruler to help you rule the crocodiles. You were actually silently waiting for one of your kids to try and claim Shit. "Sure, you can. Being assertive is what is need a future ruler." you say making the other kids slightly jealous. Feeling proud you leave to screach for a new right hand man.