You suddenly trip over your own feet and fall onto a hill, which you roll a few feet down before landing in something soft. You quickly realize what it is you landed in, mainly because it is still falling on you. You landed right under the ass of a shitting elephant! Just my luck, you think to yourself as the elephant completely buries you in its fresh shit. By the time it's done, you're under at least fifteen pounds of the stuff! The crap, however, despite what you think crap should be, is actually quite comfortable; it even smells good! You’re not sure why, but you’re actively becoming aroused by being stuck in the middle of the pile. All of a sudden, you feel yourself being lifted out of the crap by something wrapping around your waist. You are pulled out, and you find the elephant’s trunk holding you above the pile. "Man, that was some load! You enjoy that as much as I did?"
You just heard an elephant speak. You would think that this would amaze you, but you couldn't care less at the moment; you just want more.
As if reading your thoughts, the elephant says, "Oh! I think I feel another one coming! Here, let me clean you up first..." He puts you down next to the pile, reaches his trunk into a pool of water, and hoses you down. Soaked, you stand waiting to be told what to do next. "Now," he says, "You'll probably want to take your clothes off."
You strip.
"Okay," says the elephant, "Now it's time. First you're going to lie under me while I drop another load on you. Then you'll have the special privilege of going up my ass! Sound good?"
You decide...