"Thats great, but unfortunately I just emptied 30 minutes ago, so i'm going to have to introduce you to some friends, O.K? By the way, you should probobly strip down"
You agree and he starts walking twords a nearby heard,eating a lot, and you follow, exited at the possibility of going up his ass.
When he reaches the group, he begins chatting with them.
"Hello boys, heres our new toilet for the day."
They all start looking mischievous, and you can tell that this is not a new concept for them.
" He wants up the ass, no?"
"Yep, and he needs camouflage!"
He tells you to go twords a specific spot, wich you fail to realise is on an indentation
They all form a circle arround you, maby twenty of them, most snickering.
"Now!"
On cue, they all start farting. This obviosly has nothing to do with the camouflage and the smell is so bad you start feeling dizzy. On top of that they are juciy farts, so it has a mist effect. They gradully ran out of gas and turned to look at you. You sigh in relief as they stop farting but gasp in horror an you relise something worse is coming.

They start comming up ,3-4 at a time, and urinating on you. If you had been wearing clothes they would have been ruined permenently. To make it worse, the indentation you are sitting on is causing the pee to pool up to your neck, but you can't stand up. The urinating is also just to have fun and compleatly nonesenchal.

After 45 solid minets of being peed on( as elephants have large bladders) comes the shitting. They grab a couple hollow reeds for you to breath through,which they got at the fake pond(with real plants) and began buring you with shit. it was 5 ft above his head before they are all done. Then one elephant who hadd't farted yet has the nerve to fart down the reed witch you are breathing in. You gag at the taste but are happy its allover with.
Now the elephant: