"We can hide you." says a rhino, with a deep male voice.

You nearly faint in shock. These freindly rhinos are talking.... to YOU!

"Yes," says the other one, definetly female, "we know places where you can stay. Place you can stay without being found, so you can stay with US."

Your sure this is a dream, or a hallucination from working to hard. May as well play along with this wacky dream.

"Wh...where can you hide me?" this is awfully real for a dream.

They look at each other, then the male speaks again.

"Inside our bodies."

Woh! This cant be a dream! Even a dream can't be this weird.

"Yes," says the female again, " if you hide in us, you can stay here."

You do a quick check. Technically, you COULD fit inside a rhino.

"Ok..." you say, slowly.

The two rhinos look at each other. "Which one of us do you want?"