"Hello" said the hippo in a deep, obivously masculine voice.
"H...h...h...hello?" you say nervously, realising your talking to a hippo.
"I'm feeling quite generous today nosey human. So I'll give you two choices. Either I eat you now and you'll be most likley killed under my huge teeth. Or I'll let you lick my ass and you will have sex with me afterward. Now choose human! Before I lose my paitience!!"
After a few seconds you say...