"Okay" said the hippo. A hungry yet lustfull grin growing on its face. He immediately opened up his mouth and snapped you up. His breath smelt like dead fish 100 years old.
But before you even had time to think how bad it was, the hippos huge teeth clamped down on ou hard, smashing every bone in your body except your skull. With your final breath you say "I shoulda rimmed him!!"
Again, the hippo's huge teeth came clamping down hard on you again smashing your skull in the process, killing you instanly.
The hippo swallowed your last remains before saying "Mmmm! Tasty!" and waddled off to bed on a full stomach.