You smile a bit at the fat hippo, and say out loud, "What do you want?" not really expecting an answer. As you turn back around to continue distributing the feed, you hear a very masculine voice say, "Actually, I want to eat you." Before you can react, the hippo knocks you to the ground, and picks you up in its mouth. He carries you over to a large mud hole, and tosses you into it. You land with a loud SPLAT in the middle of it, just as the hippo steps into it as well. The large animal turns around and places its ass on your chest. It then speaks: "So, how shall we do this? Would you rather have me take a dump on you now, or do you just want to go straight into my ass? You're going up my ass either way, but at least you have a choice. So what'll it be?