You are stunned; a hippo just told you it was going to take you up its ass! Despite this, however, you are finding this extremely arousing, and can't help but think about what it would be like to be shat on by a hippo... "Sure! And can you shit on me first?" you blurt out. The hippo chuckles; "Ooh, it's been a while since I had a willing one! Of course I can do that! Get ready!" He lifts his ass off you for a moment, and you quickly strip naked, tossing your clothes to the side. You lie back down in the mud, which feels great against your bare skin. The hippo repositions his huge ass just above your chest and starts to push. You can hear him grunting as he strains, until finally the grunting is drowned out by the sound of the huge turd squishing its way out of his anus. It hangs over you for a moment before, without breaking off, it hits your chest, spreading out over your torso, onto the ground around you, and eventually up to your head, encasing it in soft, squishy shit. The first turd finally breaks off, but the next one is right behind it. It finishes encasing the rest of your body, which at this point is really only your feet. The hippo keeps his dump going, however, until you're so weighed down with shit that you can hardly move. You take advantage of what mobility you do have to squirm around in the pile, making it move ever so slightly. Eventually, the hippo stops shitting, leaving you buried under about 60 pounds of squishy, slimy crap. From underneath the poop mound, you hear the hippo speak: "Whew! That felt great! You ready to go up my ass now?"