You are not paying attention and you suddenly feel something cold and metalic enter your ass. This is followed by a cold runny feeling. You realize that the faucet is in your butt and try to remove it before realizing it's stuck. Your whimper as you feel the water bloat your intestines stretching them to their maximum diameter as water begins to rush into you. You can here the water moving throughou you like a hose and begin to enjoy yourself. The water winds it's way through your guts before splashing into your stomach. Immediately you feel heavier as you begin to bloat. After a few minutes several gallons have been pumped into your belly, distending it like a water ballon. You feel the skin underneathe becoming taught and begin to worry. You begin wiggling your butt franticly trying to free yourself. After several attempts, you manage to pull yourself free, rolling over in the process. Your stomach is back to sloshing again, although this time it is much more pronounced. You feel that of you stuffed anything else inside you would explode. You lay there, massaging your aching gut, before drifting off again. When you come to, it is your blader that is swollen and it is all you can do to get to a drain before you start spraying pee everywhere. A several minutes you feel better. What dO you do now?