You head feels like you've been hit by a sledgehammer. Every time your heart beats you feel an intense pain, yet the pain seems to be masked by another feeling.

You try to open your eyes and sit up, but the effort is too much, and you lie back down.

Images pop into your mind. Whales. Shit. Butts. You feel yourself getting horny.

Your eyes snap open. How can you be getting horny over those wierd dreams?!

You are looking at the roof of the aquarium. You hair drips onto your face, and you cant move your legs. You look down, to see a large pile of shit on your legs.

It wasn't a dream.

"Wakey wakey!"

A deep, yet feminine, voice echoes through the room. You turn your head to see the whales head sticking out of the pool.

"You ok?" she asks, seemingly caring.

You nearly faint again, the shock of the whale talking being too much.

"How....how did I get like this?" you ask.

The whale laughs "You mean you don't remember? How you can forget something like that I don't know. Especially when you enjoyed it so much."

More images. It all makes sense, apart from the part where you liked it.

"Listen, I guess you won't believe me yet, but I'll tell you anyway." she pauses, "You went up my ass, and you enjoyed it. More than that, you even asked for it yourself."

This is news to you.

"Last week you asked for the nightshift tonight, because you wanted to experience your fantasies. You don't remember all this, do you?"

You shake your head.

"Basically, you wanted to live out your dreams. Maybe you drugged yourself to forget about arranging this, or you had amnesia, I don't know."

You dont argue. This is obsurd, yet it seems to make sense for you.

"All the other animals in the zoo are expecting you. You asked them all different things. I'm sure it'll make sense, eventually." With that, she dives back underwater, splashing you with her tail and washing off the shit.

You stand up. Wow. This could be fun.