You suddenly hear a deep rumbling sound. You look around for the source of the noise before realizing that the sound was coming from Lara! If Lara heard the noise, she didn't show it. That's when Lara Croft rips out one of the longest farts in history (okay, maybe not...but it was a huge fart). The smell is so bad that your eyes begin to water. My god! What did Lara ate that would give her that kind of gas? Even though the smell of the fart was putrid was a capital "P", you sort of liked the smell. If it was a fart itself, it wouldn't have been so bad. Right after Lara farted, you felt as though you should worship the fart that Lara made...or worship the source of the fart. The feeling passes in an instant, but that feeling that came over you creeps you out. You blink as you realized that you've moved without remembering you've moved. You were a good twenty feet away from the massive Lara....and now, you're no more than ten feet away. You don't remember moving at all! It was as if the fart had put you into some kind of trance.
"Sorry about that" said Lara. "I had this big burrito for lunch"
Must've been a couple of them for Lara to let out such a big fart!
"Um....don't mention it" you say, still smelling the strong smell of the fart that lingers in the air.
"It seems that my little experiment needs some tickering..." said Lara, more to herself. She then seems to realize what she said aloud and slaps her mouth with a hand.
"What experiment?" you ask, suddenly feeling uneasy.
"It's nothing" said Lara. "forget it"