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As you finally look up with your vision crystal clear, it takes your eyes a few minutes to adjust to the light. Grinning down enough so he can see you and see the road you see actor Frankie Muniz, you recognise him from playing Malcolm in Malcolm in the Middle. "Hey little guy, bet you never thought you'd be owned by me, I mean I am pretty great, so you must feel honored...". You listen to Frankie continue to bosst his own ego all the while you're thinking of how you're gonna be stuck like this forever or until some celeb decides to crush your existence out.

After 5 minutes Frankie looks back down and says "You better be listening to me kid, I have a lot of needs you'll have to tend to and if you don't meet my needs I'll either kill you or give you to one of my meaner friends so you better be worth the trip out here to get you, got it?". "Y-y-yes Mr. Muniz" you stutter out before bowing on his jean clad leg. "Good boy" Franke replies as if he were talking to a dog and not a pint sized human.

"Oh yeah actually I know what I want to do with you now" he grins suppressing a laugh. "What's that Sir" you shout back up starting to feel worried. Frankie pulls the car over on the side of the road, clenches you in his fist, raises you up to his enormous face giving you a look at his youthful, handsome features and...