1-#1: John or Jane Doe @ Federal Agency . Gov
  1-1-#2: Veteran's Administration
  1-2-#2: They Just Want Me to Go Away
  1-2-1-#3: Keep reporting to the empty warehouse each day ...
  1-2-1-2-#4: Email old coworkers to see if anyone will tell ...
  1-2-1-2-1-#5: Hang out at the Daycare Center to catch one of ...
  1-2-1-2-1-1-#6: Try to find out what is going on
  1-2-1-2-1-1-1-#7: Keep researching and try to get someone to talk...
  1-2-1-2-1-1-1-1-#8: Try to talk with my wife about this.  
  1-2-1-3-#4: Quit my job and look for different work.
  1-2-2-#3: Consider advise from acquaintences and websites
  1-2-2-1-#4: File a grievance under civil service laws and p...
  1-2-2-2-#4: Talk with my husband about all of this.  
  1-2-2-2-2-#5: Try to talk to my supervisor. 
  1-2-3-#3: Contact my elected officials and blow the whistle.
  1-2-4-#3: Call a major newspaper with the story.
  1-3-#2: Department of Homeland Security
  1-3-1-#3: Follow your captain
  1-3-2-#3: Inspect the shadow
  1-3-3-#3: Talk to your fellow agents
  1-3-3-1-#4: Shake hand
  1-3-3-1-1-#5: Follow captain
  1-3-3-2-#4: Don't shake hand
  1-3-3-2-1-#5: Follow captain
  1-3-4-#3: Stay where you are
  1-5-#2: Department of Justice