You are an ordinary human in the 21st century. Last night you went to sleep, after a hard day, expecting to wake up again in your own house...

You are in a dream - a dream were you are in ancient Egypt. You start walking towards a giant pyramid...

You woke up.
'Huh, what a strange dream. I must tell Matt...'
That's when you noticed where you were. You were inside a giant pyramid!
But this was no dream. Strangely, this huge room you were in had a beige carpet.
Egyptian walls, but a carpet. And what's more, it looked like a bedroom!? It had a giant bed, a giant chair, table, sofa, plasma screen tv.....TV?? They didn't have tvs in egyptian times, so what's this doing here? It was HUGE, but didn't have any socket as far as you could see. There was also a throne... and someone sitting on it! A gigantic barefoot someone! An Egyptian god!

'Ahh... human... I wondered when you'd get here. I teleported you here, you see. It takes quite a long time.'

You couldn't speak. You were in awe of this... god.

'Yes, I do have magic. Don't worry, I haven't shrunk you - everything is normal size... I myself am about 250 foot tall. My name is...'