Edward Elric sat down in front of the Colonel and extended his human right foot towards him inbetween the rocks which had just enough space for a human foot to squeeze through. Immedietely the smell of unwashed boyfeet filled the air, Mustang coughed like crazy and pinched his nose. "Whats the matter Mustang? Can't take the smell of a foot thats been trapped in a pair of tight boots all day?" Ed said as he used his big toe to poke the colonel.

It was then that the colonel realized how much bigger Ed was compared to him. His big toe alone was bigger than the colonel's whole face. And Ed proved this, by using it to cover his face, burying Mustang's face in the hot, wet, squishy flesh of his toe.

"HA HA HA HA HA, How does that smell Mr. Big Shot Colonel!? Doesn't it have the sweet scent of roses!?" Ed laughed again.

"MMMPHORG" Was all the Colonel could get out through the enormous toe covering his entire face.

"Whats that Colonel? It does!? Well then how about I take it up a notch!?"