Just like that the trap closes around you. With four little words your wife sets you up for the ultimate form of punishment women love to inflict on their boyfriends when they’re annoyed. Unless they’re one of those weirdoes with a foot fetish, most guys find the idea of taking a girl shoe shopping to be the ultimate tedious chore.

Groaning at the idea of being forced to watch your wife try one pair of shoes after another while she tries to decide which sets you’ll be buying for her, you wonder where your Spider-sense was when you needed it.

You grimace. “I knew you let me off a little too easily before MJ.”

Mary Jane giggles. “I don’t know what you’re talking about Peter,” She says smiling innocently “I’ve been meaning to update my footwear collection for some time.”

“Yeah yeah,” you say rolling your eyes. “At least give me an idea of how long we’ll be doing this.”

MJ grins. “Don’t worry Tiger eventhough you owe me big time, I’ll try and make this as painless as possible for you. It won’t take me more than an hour or so,” She strokes your arm gently before softening the punishment slightly “Then we can get some dinner and maybe even catch a movie afterward.”

You sigh defeated accepting the fact that you’re getting off pretty easy with only spending an hour catering to your wife’s footwear need. “Ok MJ. Let’s go!!”

Mary Jane leads you into one of the local mall’s shoe stores. She smiles as she takes in all the various types of footwear around her. “Hmm I wonder which aisle I should tackle first,” she says. “I could definitely use a new pair of boots but I’m also looking for a couple of pairs of heels to add to my collection. What do you think Peter?”

You shrug. Its not like it makes a difference to you since she'll be checking out both sections anyway along with probably every other section in between.

MJ sighs and shakes her head. "You're no help!" she says rolling her eyes playfully.

She considers a bit before deciding. "Alright let's go with...