Hey i am Alvin Johnson the third , yeah i know my name sounds gay, but believe me i am not. i love women, i mean all women. but i love women with big asses. and the women who usually has them are black girls. Black girls are blessed with something i call "pumpkin butts" , when they walk their ass sway back and forth in way that hypothesizes you. i work in a big agency company downtown that hire girls for acting, modeling and rap videos. All i get to see is beautiful black girls with big asses and usually i get dates with.

Well, today i looked on my phone and notice that i had three text message. one from the voluptuous actress, Viva Ca fox. and one Big booty tennis player Serena Williams, and lastly from the * GOD OF All BOOTY'S* buff the body. i sit there looking at my phone wondering which text i should open because i forgot i had a date with all of them but i didn't remember. whose should i go out with today?