"Let's get started, then", yellow Raven said. "Let's start with Test One."
Green Raven came in carrying a stack of textbooks.
"We have to see how well you do as a waiter. Let's see how balanced and strong you really are."
Pink Raven placed one book on my head and gave me the rest. I was holding four textbooks.
"Hold the textbooks in one hand like a waiter, dumby!", pink Raven said. I obeyed. It was a lot harder for me now. My hand was shaking.
"Wow. You can't even keep it steady!", green Raven said. "You fail!"
Yellow Raven seemed to agree and told her to remove the books.

"It looks like you're not good to be a waiter for the titans", she said. "For the next test, we'll see how long and fast you can run."
"What kind of tests are these, anyway?" I asked. "Am I gonna be some sorta butler?"
"Duh" orange Raven answered. I sulked.
"Run from here to the other end and back. Now!" red Raven commanded as she pointed to where I was supposed to go. Pink Raven giggled again, and I was forced to run. I was shocked to see how out of shape I really was. I walked back, trying to catch my breath.
"Failed again?!" green Raven exclaimed. "You're really pathetic!"

"Oh well", yellow Raven said. "I'm sure he can get the last test right. It doesn't require any physical strength."
"What now?" I asked, still panting.
"Well, Raven gave me a list of what you're supposed to do for the last test."
She looked a little confused and analyzed the list.
"Hmm. Interesting." She said. "All of them pertain to foot service. Hmph. Maybe she wants you to be her personal foot slave." She giggled at her own comment.
"Such as...?" I curiously asked.
"She told me that she noticed you staring at her feet, so she figured you have a foot fetish, which means you'll most likely be good at anything that has to do with feet."
I was surprised to hear this. I could've sworn she didn't catch me staring at her feet.

"Hahahaha!" pink Raven laughed. "You like feet?! That's so weird."
I blushed.
"Raven", yellow Raven said. "You have to respect other peoples' opinions."
"Oh, ok." she said.

"Anyway, if Raven is correct about your foot fetish, then you should have no problem with the final test. Shall we get started?" yellow Raven asked. I didn't know what to say. This was a dream come true.
"....I guess...." I said, trying to not seem happy about it.