This is an interactive story containing 36 chapters. Each chapter tells part of the story and (usually) ends with multiple choices. Click on a choice and you'll be lead to the next chapter in your story. When you reach a chapter that hasn't been written yet, you will have the option to write it! Don't be shy... make an addition!

This story begins however you would like and ends in the same manner. There are no guidelines, no rules; the more fantastic and incredibly imaginative and implausible, the better. Nothing has to make sense, but neither does it have to be nonsensical. Choose whichever path you would like, completely at random, and go on a voyage of pure fantasy and randomoscity the likes of which you have yet to experience, but always remember, and do not forget, to add something of yourself to the adventure, and expand on this amalgamation of the dreams and fantasies of scattered writers from all the corners of existence.