Orihime was starting to wake up now. As her vision cleared she saw a familiar face sneering down at her. "R-Rukia?" Orihime murmured. Rukia smiled, "Mmm hmm. It's me alright! I knocked you out a few hours ago! And I've been sitting here waiting ever since!" Rukia said standing up. "B-But why?" Orihime asked her vision finally clearing. Rukia just laughed, "Because! You and your gigantic boobs are getting in the way of me and Ichigo!" Rukia said.
"What are you talking about?"
"Oh I think you know!"
Orihime thought about it for a moment, "Y-You mean you like him?!"
"DING DING DING!" Rukia mocked her.
"But Rukia, I still don't understand why-" But before she could finish Rukia took a seat right on Orihime's chest. ".....Um....Rukia?" Orihime said as Rukia placed her socked feet on either sides of Orihime's head.