(This takes way, way, way far into the future...)

Ichigo awoke in a haze. The last thing he remembered was snuggling with his wife Rukia in bed. "Ichigo." said a familiar voice. "N...Nel?" Ichigo said with a hint of uncertainty. He hadn't seen Nel for a while...at least five years. His vision cleared up enough to notice that there was desert sand everywhere. "What the..." He said to himself. He then looked up to see the unmistakable perpetual moon and night. "I'm...I'm in Hueco Mundo?" Ichigo wondered to himself. "It's so good to hear your voice agian Ichigo." Nel said as she sat on his chest. Ichigo suddenly noticed that there was ropes that tied his hands behind his back and bound his feet. "Nel...what the hell is going on?" Ichigo asked. "I decided that since you haven't come to see me...I would just have to come and get you." Nel explained. He noted that she was wearing her Espada Uniform. "How did you slip by Rukia?" He asked, slightly annoyed. "I knocked her out cold." Nel said, slightly laughing. "NEL WHAT THE HELL!?" Ichigo yelled. Nel planted a her socked foot on Ichigo's face. Ichigo gagged at the horrible smell, almost retched because she kind of shoved her sweaty foot into his mouth, and his eyes watered. "I am going to have a lot of fun with you Ichigo." Nel smiled.