Peter blinked; did he just hear his wife correctly? The evil expression Peter paranoidally saw was in fact an genuinely sad and apologetic one; almost as if the words she said transformed her from an angry bitch to a sad babe. "I'm so sorry Peter....New York people....I don't think...no I know you didn't deserve that." She repeated firmly, with tears at the edges of her eyes.

She really sincerely means it He realized, "It's okay dear, I'm alive as are you. And we got to see how that sort of thing plays out. It's all okay."

"No it isn't!" MJ sobbed, "I nearly killed you! And for what? Some cheap pleasure? I used you like a damn vibrator and I almost lost you because of it!" MJ went silent in her hysteria, her next words coming slowly and barely audible even to her shrunken husband. "Peter....I think we need to do something about this. Ever since you shrunk...I've been having these... thoughts and well...I fear if you don't get fixed soon I might start embracing them."

A chill ran up Peter Parker's spine at that moment, so MJ had similar thoughts too... "It's okay babe, I'm a hero I can take whatever you dish out!" He struck a manly pose; which heavily lost it's impact when he fell on MJ's constantly moving hand. She laughed, "Same old Peter, Spider-Man or not."

He struck the pose again, this time successfully. "Just trust me MJ! We'll be fine."

MJ did nothing; her eyes however, showed her uncertainty "Dear...I mean no offense by this but...you can't possible escape me if I enter another one of my "moods." You're so small I could pin you and kill you beneath a toe, and obviously I can outrun you. It isn't really...safe...for you here."

"No worries! I can web the ceilings and swing around!"

"And I'll follow the cobwebs to you."

Peter fell silent, even in his mind he saw no way to save himself if his wife had another moment. Well, they could have another person there too but if Mary Jane, his wife, acted like this after a couple of weeks who knew how a stressed out superhero would be after a while? And no offense to the heroes but Peter didn't want to be around male giants or risk an affair with a superheroine. "You're right...but I still want to stay!"

The giantess leaned forward as if she were begging to the man in her hand. "Please Peter! It's best if you just....just go somewhere else to sort this out!" The tears finally came, "I don't want to lose you...."

Peter felt his heart throb, "Don't worry MJ, I'll be fine. And I am staying."

"But-"

"No buts"

The girl raised her voice to a near shrill level, "Peter listen to me! You can die by doing this! Are you absolutely certain?!" Peter sighed, "Baby....heroes don't run from danger." He was grinning at his wife now. She chuckled slightly, "That's so cheesy." Mary Jane leaned further inward and planted a kiss on her still sticky husband, "But it's why I love you.

"Fine I'll let you stay then. But I have a condition!"

"What is it?"

Mary Jane stood back up to her full height and seemed normal once more. "I have two, First off we have to spend as much time as possible searching for a way to cure you. And I think you know of the one person who can do it."

"Molecular Man."

She nodded, "Yeah that loser. With all your connections you ought to be able to find him soon." Peter face palmed himself; such a simple idea and he missed it completely! "And the second condition?"

Mary Jane sighed; looks like this one was the bad news. "Well...if I ever get moody again it could harm you. So...