*Montage*

Nickelback – S.E.X.

(No is a dirty word)
(Never gonna say it first)
(No is just the thought that never crosses my mind)

Now knowing what the song is about, Spidey is rocking to the beat
(Maybe in the parking lot)
(Better bring your friend along)
Better off together than just at one at a time)

At the final lyrics, he swings off
(S is for the simple need)
(E is for the ecstasy)
(X is just to mark the spot)
(Cause that’s the one you really want)

Spiderwoman meanwhile is dildo deep in some lucky girl on a nearby rooftop
(Yes sex is always the answer)
(It’s never a question)
(Cause the answer’s yes)
(Oh the answer’s yes)

Scarlet Witch’s fat face is being soaked in sperm
(Not just a suggestion)
(If you ask the question)
(Then it’s always yes)

Now with Bruce and Betty, She-Hulk acted like the giant belly packed into her leotard was making her uncomfortable, but it was just an act so she could make her gut stretch even further out against the fabric while pulled at the costume from the back and twisted her ass out towards Bruce, who couldn’t help but lick his lips.
(I’m lovin’ what you wanna wear)
(Wonder what’s up under there)
(Wonder if I’ll ever have it under my tongue)

Betty elbowed him in the ribs, but as she pulls him away to have a talk, She-Hulk smirks as she readies to come to her yummy cousin’s rescue.
(I’d love to try to set you free)
(All of you all over me)
(I’d love to hear the sound you make the second you’re done)

As Spidery continues to swing through the sky, the shot dissolves and at the third lyric, Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters is the next location.
(S is for the simple need)
(E is for the ecstasy)
(X is just to mark the spot)
(Cause that’s the one you really want)

Rogue is doing doggy style, jutting her giant ass back into the hips of the apparently strong guy screwing her as she chants “YEAH!” over and over again.
(Yes sex is always the answer)
(It’s never a question)
(Cause the answer’s yes)
(Oh the answer’s yes)

Emma Frost gets naked, revealing a much grander amount of now fat flesh that her clothes never hid that well and she looks hungry.
(Not just a suggestion)
(If you ask the question)
(Then it’s always yes)

A chubby Kitty Pryde is yelling just that while on top
(Yeah)X-times

Scene then switches to the Fantastic Four Headquarters. The now enormous Invisible Woman is trying to put the moves on Mr. Fantastic, but he just brushes her off, too preoccupied with an experiment. Eventually she just walks off in a huff, causing her fat to jiggle madly. Soon she spots her son doing homework. Then she sees he’s just writing doodles on paper. Then she spots the doodle he’s writing now.
[Solo]

Franklin writes an “S”
(S is for the simple need)

Franklin writes an “E”
(E is for the ecstasy)

Franklin writes an “X”
(X is just to mark the spot)

The shot transitions into the dark color of the writing
(Cause that’s the one you really want)

With each passing lyric, another member of the band is revealed. It turns out to be Spiderman on vocals and lead guitar, Cyclops on bass, Franklin on backup guitar, and Deadpool on the drums.
(Yes sex is always the answer)
(It’s never a question)
(Cause the answer’s yes)
(Oh the answer’s yes)
(Not just a suggestion)
(If you ask the question)
(Then it’s always yes)

Those lucky guys continue to rock out.
(Yes sex is always the answer)
(It’s never a question)
(Cause the answer’s yes)
(Oh the answer’s yes)
(Not just a suggestion)
(If you ask the question)
(Then it’s always yes)

(Yeah)X-times

Finally, Spidey swings in through the window of his huge condo and comes upon a very welcoming sight.
(Yes!)