Deadpool could not believe his eyes, or luck here in front of him were three massively fat superheroines all with bulging bellies.

Ms Marvel broke the silence with a large burp.

"So we've discussed your idea and we all agree but there are to be some ground rules first if you are to start hanging around with us, okay Deadpool." Ms Marvel stated sternly.

"Alright, So what are the rules,"

"First" started Wasp, "Is that no matter what this arrangement is to be strictly platonic, You can look but you can't touch"

"Okay" said a disheartend Deadpool. He was sorry that he couldn't touch the girls but after being around Big Bertha for so long he had gotten used to it.

"Second", went on She-Hulk "You do what we say and don't get involved with other mercenary work unless you have our permission"

"Fine" said Deadpool, although this was starting to sound more of a hassle than a dream to him.

"And finally" Ms Marvel finnished, "You have to protect us from any dangers that may pop up that we can't handle, if you agree to these terms you can join our team and stay with us at our new headquarters."
"So what do you say," asked the 3 monumental women in unison.