Scott Pilgrim was happy, truly happy, something he hadn’t fully been in years. Of course, once you see the error of your ways, apologize for your past mistakes to your friends and ex girlfriends, while at the same time taking out several evil guys and one girl, all to be with the love of your life, and even get her to acknowledge that she was a jerk, and finally get the happy ending you’ve pursued the whole time, you tend to be a pretty happy guy.

Everything seemed to be going right in Scott’s life, even more than just being with Ramona, without anymore evil people or horrible secrets from her past harming them. Originally, they had intended to leave together for a fresh start, but before they could step through the Subspace Door, they realized that there were plenty of reasons that made them not want to leave.

For one thing, Scott was FINALLY on good terms with Kim Pine. After years of her hating his guts, they could now be called friends without Kim mocking the very idea. Like everyone else, she saw that Scott had grown up plenty and wasn’t the same jerk who left her hanging in Ontario. She was still sarcastic and could be a bitch, but there was a lot less venom behind her remarks. On top of that, Knives Chau was staying! Yes, as it turned out, there was some kind of mix up with her school application paperwork, and well long story short, she wasn’t going away for college. This depressed her for only one second as she rushed with open arms towards Scott “GLOM!” and refused to let go, until the half hour mark when Ramona finally managed to force her off.

So yeah, Scott and Ramona were staying and it looked like everyone else was to. Along with everything else, they’d soon breath new life into this town since, after YEARS of trying, Sex Bob-Omb had actually become decent.

“I’ve liked you for a thousand years, a thousand years. I’ve liked you for a thousand years, a thousand years. I’ve liked you for a thousand years, a thousand years. I’ve liked you for a thousand years, a thousand years….” The band continued to rock at Kim’s place, with the girl in question singing the lyrics and trying not to sigh in frustration after every line. She originally rolled her eyes when it was decided she would sing this one, not admitting how true the lyrics rang, even if everyone else in the room knew it. It was made all the worse for her when this song had kind of become the band’s staple. Sure, it was originally sang by “Plumtree” but since the song was called “Scott Pilgrim” these guys weren’t going to let a little lawsuit stop them from performing it. No, the only thing that could do that was the 3:03 mark where the song ended.

“Great set guys.” Stephen Stills said as they removed or stepped away from their instruments. Practice had gone great and even if it hadn’t, they’d still be playing since it was always a blast. Since it did though, it was only a matter of time before they joined Clash At Demonhead in the ranks of the rich and famous.

“Too bad Ramona isn't here to see us not suck as usual, huh Scott?” Kim spoke up. She was actually hoping for that, so the focus of the song could be her and not the one singing the confessional lyrics. Fortunately, Scott didn’t bring that up and replied “You know her, the working girl.” And with that simple response, Kim suddenly groaned as she watched Scott’s eyes get all sparkly and realized just what she had started “She’s now completely dedicated and focused on her life, and that includes me. God, she is so incredible. Beautiful, sweet, strong…I feel like I’m walking on air right now. I must be in love.”

“Calm down loverboy before you float away.” Kim proudly put an end to the gush fest to point out that Scott was now two feet off the ground. Like in the cartoons, as soon as he looked like down, he fell, inciting cruel smiles from his friends. As he got back up and groaned though, Scott suddenly Stephen Stills taking up his personal space and leaning into him, forcing Scott to lean far back, he was nearly touching the floor. Naturally he asked in an uncomfortable whisper “What’s with you?”

“Things are great with Ramona huh? So, how many times have you guys…” he finished that statement by gesturing with his hands. This naturally offended both Scott and Kim, but the next thing the first of the two said confirmed what Stephen believed he saw “Hey man, that’s…..huh…..not once I guess.” That promptly made Kim do a spit take upon drinking from her water bottle, but Stephen was the next to speak.

“Never?! Are you &*(#^%@ serious man?!” he was shocked, but still smiling, leaving an angry Scott to respond “Well excuse me, but I was a little busy what with the whole what with the whole fighting a league of evil exes thing! Besides, we’ve done other stuff like…like cuddling in bed!” Stephen however still wouldn’t stop being a dick about the whole thing, laughing “Woah, you cuddled? How many times?”

“Can you shut up? Not everything is about sex you pig.” Kim told him off, giving him a kick in the shin for good measure. Not only could she understand things from Scott point of view, but a brief look exchange between the two gave both thanks and a quick aversion reminded both of them why they thought that. On top of that, Kim felt the need to tell Stephen that he was a disgrace to his people, stereotyping that all they thought about was sex. She pondered how many times he and Joseph had done it, but immediately stopped herself to avoid throwing up. Fortunately, a pondering Scott also helped put her mind on other things.

“Hmm, well, tonight is our anniversary, maybe we can do it then.” He said. He actually couldn’t believe this whole thing himself, but now he was becoming determined to make tonight the night. Fortunately, Stephen had now stopped being a jerk and gave him some advice.

“You know what you should do? ‘The Big Gulp’.” He said. Both Scott and Kim had matching question marks above their heads, with the latter of the two asking “What?”

“It’s when you have sex and afterwards, the girl eats the boy alive to represent their bonding.” Stephen explained. The question marks got only bigger as their eyes widened, and Scott asked “Uh, is that even possible?” After shaking her head clear, Kim then pointed out, “Do you think Subspace and Psychic Vegans are possible?” Prompting Scott to say “Good point.”