“I love cereal,” Scott said to himself as he sat down for breakfast while in the background he could hear grunts and groans as his girlfriend shit out his ex. He just ate his breakfast quietly, wincing at some of the louder grunts coming from the bathroom. Scott had woken up to see Ramona in the bathroom, trying to poop out Knives and had rushed to the kitchen. Scott had no problem with being shit out, but for some reason he didn’t like watch Ramona go to the bathroom, even though it let him see her ass flex while she popped. He hopped Knives wasn’t going to be too freaked out when she came out. Scott would hate for the Asian girl to start running around his home naked, screaming in terror.

“Push!” Knives desperately begged of Ramona as the punk girls anus throbbed around her neck. Spending the last few hours being pushed through Ramona’s smelly, tight poop chute hadn’t been fun for Knives. Even though she had made peace with her rival, the disgust of being passed through her body like a piece of feces didn’t pass. Feeling her naked body massaged through the long tunnel had been uncomfortable and embarrassing until Knives spotted a tiny bit of light coming from Ramona’s anus. Knives had gasped for joy when her head stretched through the tight sphincter, but then she stopped moving.

“Trying!” the squatting Ramona groaned. Her plush ass was pushed out with a mop of black hair coming out of her ass crack. She was trying to shit out Knives’s shoulders but she wouldn’t budge. The Chinese girl’s face was being rubbed into the fatty inside of her ass crack and she didn’t like it. The smell was still all around her and as Ramona tried to push Knives out, her rectum squeezed around the cramped girl’s whole body, rubbing the filthy inside of Ramona’s ass all over her. It was horrible and arousing for Knives who just wanted to feel fresh air on her skin again. Finally, with a wet fart, Knives sliding out and onto the floor, holding her sides and whimpering after her rough journey from mouth to anus. Ramona rolled her eyes at Knives overreaction. Scott never got grossed out when he came out of her ass.

Back in the kitchen, the grunts and groans died down and Scott heard the shower start. He wondered which of the girls was using it. He imagined maybe Ramona and knives were using it at the same time, but quickly went back to his cornflakes. It was too early in the morning for perversion.

A few minutes later, Ramona walked into the kitchen in a fresh set of clothes and behind her a very flush, nervous Knives followed with her head lowered. Knives’s hair was wet, answering Scott’s question about who was taking a shower, and was wearing one of Ramona’s robes. Ramona didn’t seem to be angry with Knives which Scott thought was very good. He had already hurt Knives once. He didn’t also want to be responsible for her losing her friendship with Ramona. It seemed like they were getting along which was great. Now everything could go back to the way it was just like Scott liked it.

“Scott, we need to talk.” When Ramona said that Scott froze up mid-bite. He turned rigidly to Ramona who took a seat to his right. Knives sat to his other side, remaining silent as Scott focused on what Ramona wanted. Imaging a hundred different scenarios that come after a girl says, ‘we need to talk’, Scott was not prepared for what Ramona said next. “Me and Knives have been talking and we’ve made a decision. I know you’re not a detail orientated guy so I’ll make it simple for you, Knives wants to be your girlfriend and I think it’s a wonderful idea. She’s kind, cute, fun and very sweet, you should date her, but I’m not letting you go. That’s why you’re going to make Knives your second girlfriend. Just because she’s second though doesn’t mean you can treat her as any differently then me. You have to treat us both equally, or else. You got it?”

Scott heard everything, but it was all a blur in his head. Ramona had said words, but they were all jumbled in his head. Apparently, Ramona wanted him to date both of them, at the same time, which had gotten him into trouble once, but was now okay. His head hurt.

“Oh Scott! I’m so happy!” Knives squealed and then pulled open her robe, exposing her naked body. Scott panicked for a second, expecting Ramona to react badly, but instead she just snuggled up to his side and purred into his ear. “You’re such a good boyfriend.” Knives grabbed his other side, putting her head on his shoulder and pushing the side of his arm between her breasts. Two gorgeous women that wanted to share him, it was almost too much for Scott to handle. Closing his eyes, Scott decided to enjoy this until he woke up. This was a nice dream and he prayed Ramona didn’t pop into his subconscious to see him two timing her.

“This is cool,” he weakly said as the girls leaned in and have him a kiss on each kiss. This had to be a dream, things this awesome never happened to the Canadian slacker Scott Pilgrim.