Scott awoke to the feeling of someone breathing lightly on his morning wood. He thought that someone was giving him a nice wakeup call, but after waiting a few minutes and not feeling an eager mouth around his cock, he peered down to see what was happening. Curled around his right leg was his freckled girlfriend Kim resting her head on his thigh and breathing on his manhood. The redhead had been working his lower body last night as he played with his black and many colored-haired loves above. They must have all fallen asleep some time during the fun. Knives and Ramona under both arms and Kim cuddling with his member. One big, happy polygamist family.

It might seem odd that they fell asleep right in the middle of a foursome, but Scott and his new girlfriends had been going at it every night, all night and sometimes into the day. Scott had been with them one at a time, two at a time and like last night all at once. He would have passed out from exhaustion after the third day if they didn’t have each other to keep themselves busy when he was recuperating. All the girls loved him and he was seeing that their was a bond forming between the three women beyond their mutual love of him. He’d come home and find them talking together, laughing and joking around. They spent time together outside of the house, going on dates when he was busy. He had even waked in on them several times going at it without him, of coarse as soon as they saw him he joined in. Scott hadn’t been sure this love square they called a relationship would work, but he had been proved wrong. For once, Scott was having zero girl problems.

“Easy does it,” Scott whispered as he pulled his leg carefully out of Kim’s grasp. He didn’t want to wake the cynical redhead. Slipping out from his lover’s grasp, which was something Scott was getting good at with practice, he put on a pair of boxers and headed downstairs for breakfast. Big smile and on top of the world, Scott walked into the kitchen with his erection bulging in his undies. He still had his morning wood, but he knew there would be two very helpful girls at the breakfast table who could help him.

“Good morning! Who wants to give me my first blow job of the day?” Scott called out as he burst into the kitchen. He expected his offer to be either cheekily accepted by Ramona or eagerly by Knives. Instead he was greeted by silence until a cold voice growled out from the breakfast table.

“Not it!”

Failing to recognize the voice, Scott stumbled further into the kitchen and stared blankly ahead. He nearly jumped out of his skin when he saw a familiar blond with face paint sitting beside his first love. All the colour drained from his face as he screamed out in surprise. “What are you doing here!”

Looking at him like he was something she had stepped in, Roxie, Ramona’s 4th evil ex, mockingly replied, “Can’t a girl visit her ex to see how she’s doing?”

“But…but…I saw you explode into a bunch of animals. You’re dead!”

Roxie scoffed and picked up a steaming mug to take a sip. Glaring at Scott she told him. “Are you dumb or something? I’m a lesbian! We don’t turn into woodland creatures when we die. That was just a ninja trick I used to escape after I was beaten.”

“Ooh,” Scott said, not knowing what to say after that. He didn’t really get the whole exploding into something else when your defeated thing so he wasn’t going to go into that now. Scott was unsure about what to do until he remembered that Roxie had tried to kill him once. Fearing an attack, he tried to get into a fighting position, but forgot about his boner and lost his balance. Roxie watched him fall on his ass and snorted in amusement. She was going to make a rude comment, but Ramona spoke up before she could speak. “Relax dude, she isn’t here to fight.”

“Huh?” Scott grunted as he looked beside Roxie to see Ramona sitting calmly beside her ex. Ramona was wearing the blue bathrobe that Scott got her last Christmas, which was more then could be said for Knives who was sitting several feet away from the pair in nothing at all and looking gloomy. Turning back to his clothed girlfriend, looking for some answers about why someone that had tried to kill him was sitting at his breakfast table.

“Listen Scott, Roxie isn’t here to cause any trouble. She’s doing an art show in Toronto and stopped by to visit me. She isn’t here as an evil ex, just a friend,” Ramona explained calmly as she got up to help Scott back up. Back on his two feet, Scott relaxed immediately. Taking a seat beside a very depressed Knives, he watched Ramona sit back beside Roxie without any concern. As long as Roxie wasn’t here to kill him he had no problem with her, until she opened her mouth.

“That’s right Scott, I’m just a friend of Ramona. A friend that polished her pearl back in college.”

Scott winced slightly at the reminder of his girlfriends past with this other girl. Scott may have been able to relax again, if Ramona hadn’t playfully responded to Roxie’s comment. “Excuse me, but as I remember it you never went down on me unless you had to. I was the one picking blond hairs out of my teeth every morning.”

Slumping forward, Scott listened as the former couple chatted about the past, talking about toy, tongue studs and that one set of anal beads they never recovered. It all really depressed Scott because he couldn’t speak out about it without making it seem like he was insecure about his relationship with Ramona. He knew she loved him just as he loved her, but it wasn’t sexy hearing about his girlfriend lesbian experiences unless they were with his other girlfriends. Seeing he wasn’t the only depressed person at the table, Scott turned to Knives. “What’s wrong?”

“That chubby ninja hasn’t looked at me twice since she got here. Am I that unattractive that I’m forgettable even when I’m naked?” Scott smiled sympathetically at Knives and kissed her on the cheek. “Don’t take it personally, I think Roxie is only attracted to Ramona. It’s not you, it’s her.”

“What’s with all the racket?” A disheveled Kim asked as she walked into the kitchen naked. Her breasts bounced as she stumbled forward, blinking when she spotted the new girl beside Ramona. “Who’s porky over there?”

Roxie’s face lit up at the sight of the nude Kim. She grabbed Ramona by the shoulder, never taking her eyes off Kim’s glorious naked body. “Ramona! You never said you had a friend with such a nice set of ta-tas! Introduce me!”

Scott listened as Ramona told Kim who Roxie was before looking at Knives who was resting her forehead on the table and near tears. Trying to be a supportive boyfriend he hugged the embarrassed Asian and told her, “I still love your ta-tas.” That seemed to be all Knives needed as she let out a squeal in delight and pulled Scott’s head between her breasts. The squishy, smooth breasts rubbed against Scott’s face as he watched his naked girlfriend meet his other girlfriends ex and wondered what had happened to his nice morning.