“Yeah, yeah, I am great. Yeah, yeah,” Scott sang as he came down the stairs. After crazy, sweaty, fat sex inside his own girlfriend, Scott and Roxie got a little more alone time before they were ‘released’ from Ramona’s body. Of course, Scott really couldn’t enjoy being so close to the chubby blond and wondered if he’d ever be able to truly handle this odor. As expected though, Roxie smiled the whole time as she breathed in the smell of her lover’s ass, wondering if she could talk her in to gassing her out for a change. Of course, her farts would never compare to the stink bombs that only a fat ass like Roxie’s could make.

Being squeezed out of Ramona’s ass was something Roxie would never forget, but she really didn’t have to since Knives snapped a picture of it. After she was hit in the head by her own camera, but managed to keep the memory stick from Ramona, Scott hopped in the shower while the girls got all of details from Roxie. They had to hold their noses as she told all, but it was worth it. Then, once Scott got out of the shower, Kim and Knives grabbed him, with Kim putting herself in Roxie’s position while she copied Ramona from last night by eating out Knives, and Ramona was forced into the shower with Roxie who immediately began making out with her.

Just thinking about what they must have done in there made Scott shiver in delight, and he couldn’t wait to get the details from Roxie. Now that she was dressed, he hoped she was feeling talkative, but once he reached the living room, he found Roxie picking her clothes off the floor and putting them in a suitcase.

“Roxie?” just hearing his voice made her smile. She turned her head to the first man to ever rock her world. As much as it may have disgusted her before, Roxie now had so much respect for Scott Pilgrim. Not only was he smart enough to listen to Ramona, but what he had shared with her last night was something she would always remember.

“Hey there Scott. Listen, I don’t usually get sentimental like this with people, but I hope you know how much last night meant to me.” She then dropped the soft smile and in the blink on an eye was right up against him and grabbed him by the butt. Scott squeaked in surprise while the smirking woman said “As far as I’m concerned, you really are a man.”

That last word excited Roxie immensely so and she kissed Scott as hard as she could. The force stunned Scott, but he soon returned the kiss, trying to keep up with Roxie. She kept at it until he was blue in the face, finally pulling her lips off his with a happy sigh. As she licked his spit on her lips, she said “One for the road.”

“The road?” Scott responded, starting to put the pieces together. Roxie meanwhile went back to packing and said “Yeah. Oh Scott, I can’t thank you enough for what you did. There’s a whole world out there full of men and women, and now thanks to you, I can enjoy both…maybe even at the same time.” Roxie felt herself getting moist already, but she couldn’t help herself. All she wanted to do was screw someone, and every minute that passed gave her new ideas of what she could hopefully do in the bedroom. Sure, not everyone would be as easy as she was now, but then again, who was going to down a round and randy girl like her?

“So, you’re leaving?” she heard him say. It surprised her that he actually sounded surprised, and as she picked up her suitcase, she said “Well yeah, my art show is over. What did you think I would be your fourth girlfriend? You’re cute Scott, but you’re not my type.” Roxie wasn’t trying to be hurtful, but it was honestly how she felt. Last night with Scott had been amazing, but she had tapped that already, it was time to see what else was out there.

With that said, he just watched as she walked out the door. He wanted to say something, but he had no idea what. Roxie looked back at him and said “See ya,” before disappearing in a puff of smoke.

Scott just stood there, with the only sound being the whistling of the wind. Soon joining it though, were the sounds of the girls rushing in. “Scott! There you are, we’ve been looking all over for you.” Ramona stated, but of course he asked “Where?” and Knives told him “Your room, the hall, ect.”

“Did she leave?” Kim asked as she looked out the open door. Scott answered “Yeah, just like that,” before he slumped up against the wall and slid down onto the floor. A depressed sigh cam from him as he added “I can’t believe it.”

“Oh Scott,” Knives said, her eyes sparkling because of his pain. No other explanations were needed as what happened just moments ago was as clear as the look on Scott’s face. Ramona felt horrible; yes last night had been a blast, but she never counted on Scott getting attached to Roxie. Then again, Scott wasn’t the kind of guy who could just sleep around and have it mean nothing…now she felt even more horrible.

“Oof!” now she felt even worse as Kim elbowed her in the ribs. That however reminded her why they had all rushed in here in the first place. Reaching into her bag, Ramona showed her boyfriend what she had “Check it out Scott, Roxie left us this massage oil.”

Scott’s eyes lit up and he snatched that thing out of Ramona’s hands. It was huge! Even if they all covered themselves from head to toe, it would last still last for weeks. Actually lifting it over his head, Scott raced to the bedroom shouting “See you upstairs!”

The girls all smiled and were soon right behind him. Everything was back to normal.