In the Toronto Kingdom, Super Scott has just sent the evil Koopa king Gideon into a pool of burning lava and beaten his castle level. Super jumping further the young hero lands in front of Knives Chau dressed in a dumpy pair of white suspenders and wearing a huge red mushroom head on the top of her skull. Cutely she looks at Scott and tells him, “Sorry, your princess is in another castle.”

Before Super Scott can continue on to the next level, Toad Knives grabs him by the arm and giggles girlishly. “Before you go, let me give you a 1-Up.”

Her suspenders drop to the floor. Now knives is only wearing the red mushroom head. Twirling his thick moustache, Super Scott jumps Knives and throws her to the ground. He lights dim and all that can be heard is Knives gasping for air and the loud ding of Super Scott getting 1-Ups over and over again.


With whip in hand, Scott Belmont makes his way into the Count Gideon’s Transylvanian castle. The sound of screeching bats and howling wolves fill the air, but the hero continues on. He doesn’t flinch as several demons suddenly appear in front of him in a burst of fire. Standing in front of Scott Belmont is Ramona’s first evil ex’s demon hipster chicks. Before they can start dancing around, Scott cracks the whip.

The whip makes contact, but instead of hurting the summoned demon women, they let out loud moans. Scott whips them harder, the weapon striking their soft, supple flesh with loud cracks. Panting and moaning, the sexy demons surround Scott and jump on him all at once. Maybe whips aren’t the best choice of weapon when combating the supernatural, especially when they are kinky.


Lieutenant Commander Scott Shepard was faced with his toughest decision ever. He had held the fate of billions in his hands before, but that was nothing compared to the impossible situation he found himself in now. Sitting on his bunk two women stared down at him, one with blue skin and the other staring through a dark glass. Scott Shepard nervously looked between the women, unsure if he should even speak.

“Come on Shepard, make your decision, me or her?” Demanded Kim T’Soni. The scary looking Asari researcher scowled as she waited for her leader to make his decision, but it looked like he was tongue-tied. In her full body suit, Tali’Ramona waited as well, her face unreadable with her mask on.

“I just can’t…” Scott began, but was stopped as Tali’Ramona placed her gloved hand gently on his shoulder. “I know Scott, but maybe this will help you decide.” Before anyone could stop her, Tali’Ramona reached up and disengage her face mask. The hiss of air escaping filled the small room as Tali’Ramona revealed her face at last. Scott gasped out as he saw the cute, loving face of his Tali’Ramona. Her short blue hair dangled over her eyes as she bent over, cupping Scott’s face with her hand.

“But You’ll get sick?” Scott stammered, unable to keep from shaking as Tali’Ramona leaned in further, her pouty, red lips drawing closer. “It’s worth it for you,” she said and then crushed her lips to his. Scott Shepard wrapped his arms around the woman he loved, pulling her onto his bed with her on top of her. Their passion exploded as the kiss continued, arms around each other, refusing to let go. Over the soft smack of lips, Scott Shepard could hear his name being called.

“Scott.”

“Scott!”

“SCOTT!!!”

Scott’s eyes shop open as he was pulled from his pleasant dream. He tried to sit up, but as he moved something pulled against him. Slamming back down, the back of his skull cracked against something hard. Groaning in pain, he tried to rub his head, but again felt something restraining his movement. Something was holding his arms and legs down, pinning him to this stone bed.

Although waking up tied up wasn’t new for Scott lately, the hard bed he was lying on told Scott that something wasn’t right. Turning his head around, he could make out a stone floor and walls surrounding him with torches lighting up the dark, cold space. It looked like a dungeon and one question surfaced in Scott’s mind, which he asked out loud, “Am I dreaming again?”

“Dude, I wish you were dreaming.”

Turning to the voice, Scott strained to see in the dim lighting of the dungeon. Slowly his eyes adjusted to the dark and he was able to see his three lovers chained to the wall. Seeing Kim, Knives and Ramona captured didn’t shock Scott as much as what they were wearing. He stared blankly at them for several seconds just gawking at their choice of wardrobe. “Girls, why are you dressed like video game girls?”

“We thought we’d cosplay while we were held hostage,” Kim sarcastically grumbled as she pulled at her restraints. The sassy redhead was dressed in the long elegant white and purple dress Princess Zelda wore in The Legend of Zelda. It had all the details down, from the tiara to elf ears to complete the illusion. Kim looked very pretty, but the sour look on her face ruined it.

“We don’t know how we got into these costumes. The last thing we remember was falling asleep in your arms and then waking up here,” Ramona explained quickly. His first love was dressed in a full pink dress that Scott recognized as the one worn by Princess Peach from Super Mario Bros. It hung loosely from her body, waving around as she struggled to move. Scott was going to tell her everything was going to be alright, when Knives spoke up.

“Why am I not a princess?” Knives was dressed like a little kid with a ugly green shirt and skirt that was nothing but orange crumples around her waist. The dress hid nothing, letting Scott stare directly at Knives ‘Hello Kitty’ panties. It took Scott a few minutes of stumped silence to put together that Knives was dressed like Amy from the Sonic CD. He hated that game, but that didn’t matter. What the girls were wearing didn’t mean anything at all. Someone had kidnapped them, but who? Was it one of Ramona’s exs? Was Gideon back from the grave? Who could it be?

As if to answer Scott’s question, a figure walked out from the shadows, having watched with amusement as her prey reacted. She made her presence felt by addressing the whole reason she had brought everyone together. “Hello Scott, long time no see.”