Lilah Monroe's fingers were working a mile a minute. Up and Down; Forward and Back; Side to Side; All in order for her to reach her goal. "Yes...Yes...oh god, I'm so close!" Lilah squealed with glee as she reached her satisfaction. "YES!" Lilah screamed, before slumping down in her chair to rest. Suddenly, Lilah tensed up as she felt a hand on her shoulder.

"You did great, babe." Her fiance Ethan whispered into her ear. Lilah's heart fluttered as Ethan kissed the back of her neck. Another man dressed in a suit walked up to Lilah, in a hurry. "Congratulations, Miss Monroe. You prize is waiting for you at the front counter." Lilah had just won another local video game tournament. She's a professional gamer, it's what she does. Wait...You thought she was...Get your mind out of the gutter!

"Congratulations on winning." A redheaded receptionist at the front desk said. "Here's your trophy."

"Yoink!" Ethan said, grabbing the trophy.

"And here's another gift from our sponsor, Oppai Brewery." The receptionist bent down beneath the desk, and pulled up a huge case of beer.

"Lord, beer me now." Ethan said, practically drooling over the collection of alcohol. The couple loaded their prize into their car, and drove off for their apartment.

"We're back!" Ethan yelled

"We noticed." his cynical roommate, Lucas replied. "How'd you do, Lilah?"

"I won!" she said, holding up the trophy and beer. "So let's celebrate!"

"Lucas agreed, and the group cracked open a beer. "This tastes kinda weird." Lilah said, examining the bottle's label. It had a busty anime character on it wearing a school uniform revealing a ton of cleavage.

Oppai Beer! Guarenteed to cause breast growth with just one bottle!

Oh shit!Lilah thought to herself. Oh well, it's probably just false advertising.

Later, each of them had polished off two beers, and were ready to turn in for the night. "I'll be up in a bit, Lilah." Ethan said, "I'm just going to check our Everquest account."

"Remember what we told you about drunk gaming, Ethan." Lucas warned, "The NPC's can't hear you, no matter how loud you get."

"Yeah yeah, let's go Zeke, I'm going to need you for cover." Ethan said, talking to his fully sentient robot made from an XBox360.

"Whatever meatbag, you'll be working for the robot overlords sooner or later." Zeke groaned.