“Lilah, wake up.”

Her husbands voice woke Lilah up from her sleeping. As soon as she became aware, the pleasant afterglow of last nights activates moved through her body making her emit a soft moan. Everything that had happened was a blur, she remembered drinking some kind of beer, feeling incredible horny and then seeing Ethan, nothing else. She must have gotten really hammered last night to have so many blank holes. Maybe Ethan knew what had happened.

“Ethan, baby, what did we do last night?” Lilah asked as she slowly cracked open one eye before closing it quickly. She’d forgotten to close the blinds and light was filling the room, which was odd because she always closed the blinds before going to sleep.

When Ethan responded a second later, Lilah immediately noticed his voice sounded funny, almost stifled, which was probably why his answer made no sense. “You kind of stuck me up your lady part.”

Lilah frowned at her eccentric husbands vague response and forced herself to open her eyes and look at him. “Ethan, it called sex and why do you sound so funny?” Lilah asked as she rolled over to see the other side of the bed empty. Feeling some kind of weight on her stomach, she looked down; down past breasts two sizes too big, to see a large belly bigger then a beach ball. She gawked at her own belly stupidly, unsure of whether to scream or start pinching herself until this dream ended. Conscientiously, she reached down to lay her palm on her bloated midsection, only to pull her hand back when she felt something move under her skin.

“Lilah, I think we have to talk about this.”

“GGGAAAAHHH!” Lilah squealed as she heard her husbands voice coming from the bulge on her midsection.

“Ouch! Don’t scream Lilah, you’re voice is really loud in her. Use an inside voice when I’m inside you.”

“Oh God, Ethan,” Lilah whispered as everything came back to her from last night, the transformation her body went through, the longing to have something fill her vagina and what she subsequently did to her own husband. All the pleasure she felt returned to Lilah too. She had always had a good sex life, but nothing she had done before could compare to the orgasm she got when Ethan was inside of her. It had felt like a tiny sun exploding inside her and was without doubt the best thing Lilah had ever felt. A smile crept onto her face at the memory, but was quickly washed away when she remembered how she had reached her ultimate climax.

“Ethan, I’m so, so sorry,” Lilah quickly said, her eyes filled with worry about her husband and what she’d think of him now. She had shoved him right up her sex, that wasn’t the kind of thing that happened in normal relationships. Now he’d probably think she’s some kind of freak or monster. Good-bye happy marriage, hello Divorce.

“Well you should be sorry,” Ethan gruffly said and Lilah looked away in shame. This was all her fault and she wouldn’t blame Ethan for hating her forever for doing this to him. Ethan continued, his voice changing with every word he spoke. “You should be sorry, for not telling me about this earlier! This is so cool! It’s like the clubhouse I always wanted when I was a kid, only it’s not in a tree, but a hot chick. I mean I was scared when your yahoo started eating me, I thought you had been replaced by one of those plant people from Uranus like in that movie with the plant people from Uranus. But once I figured out it was you everything was A-Okay. Although I am a little surprised you could stretch that wide, you always seemed so tight when I slammed into you with my….”

“Ethan wait!” Lilah burst out in excitement and confusion. “You’re not…. Upset.”

“No,” Ethan scoffed like Lilah had asked a really dumb question. “Why would I be?” Ethan asked in bewilderment himself, not seeing why his wife would think he’d be upset she had crammed him into her. the only thing that bugged him was that Lilah hadn’t told him before she could do this. It would have made things soooooo much more interesting in the bedroom. There was that, and the fact that he had gone down on her, but she hadn’t returned the favorer. Although, now that he thought about it, full body insertion kind of counted as real sex, so maybe Lilah had paid him back.

“You…You…Goof,” Lilah stuttered out as she wrapped her hands around and smiled warmly at her huge naked belly. She should have known Ethan wouldn’t be disgusted or angry about this. He was like a crazy, video game addicted child, and the only thing adult about him was his libido. How could a man that build a robot out of a video game consol, started his own religion based on gamming and onice tried to control time, be freaked out by her spontaneous unbirthing of him. She had done something completely insane and impossible to him, but he was used to that kind of stuff. Lilah had found the one man that no matter what she did, he would never be scared away.

Not hearing anything from outside, Ethan decided to ask the one thing he’d been wondering about since entering Lilah’s womb. “So it’s pretty dark in here, any chance you could bring me something to light up this place, maybe a TV? And while your at it, bring the Playstation too and a few extension cords. Please.”

“Ethan, you’re not playing video games inside my womb,” Lilah deadpanned. Suddenly things were back to normal between them, the fear Lilah felt had completely vanished and she was happy. Now, what does she do now that her body has filled out and her husband is going stir crazy inside her womb?