You are John, an average guy from an average life. However, that is all going to change.

Having just finished your day at work, you are walking home, drenched and miserable. Did I mention that it's pouring down? Well, it is.

All of a sudden, you are blinded by a white light, stagger forwards, hit your head on the floor, and pass out

Isn't that such a cliche?

When you finally come to, you are in a bizarre and wonderful place.