Some sort of red and black lizard came out of the cave. It had a slight gut, and a large mouth with an equally large tongue.

"Hello," it says casually, "I'm Riptor, and I'm hungry." It starts moving towards you.

Your're in shock at first. Did it just talk? Then you realise what it said, and try to back away.

Too late, as the thing called Riptor holds your legs down with its paws. It dwarfs you, about a foot large than you in every way.

"Now, as I was saying..." he starts